Well, that’s not really fair. Spider-Woman is lamer, as is Wonder Man, whose name is so wretched that most other Avengers call him Simon. Anyway, a little forum was asking for a Hawkeye redesign and everyone else was modernizing him so I thought I’d go more Roman archer with the character. After all, he’s predominantly purple and wears a loincloth. It’s not as if anything I did was going to dishonor the heritage of the character.

Did I mention the character has a giant “H” emblazoned on his forehead? Jesus. Terrible.